Micah's theory on Girlfriends

This morning, I was giving Micah a hard time about having a "girlfriend". With an irritated voice, he said, "I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

I kept pestering him and he said, "I don't have a girlfriend, but when I get one from God, I will be soooo happy!" (This was in a sarcastic tone with a bit of a attitude shake of the head)